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Mystery Box
Mystery Box
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I bought this as a joke gift for my buddy's birthday and ended up keeping it for myself. The metal on this thing is absolutely no joke — it's heavy, dense, feels like actual military equipment. I've opened probably 200 bottles with it and it hasn't missed a single one. Every person who comes to my place asks about it the second they see it. I've already ordered two more as gifts. This thing is the centerpiece of every hangou
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Beer List that can FIT
Beer List that can FIT
The Official Beer Mortar Compatibility List
Classic North American Domestics
- Budweiser
- Bud Light
- Miller Lite
- Miller High Life
- Coors Light
- Michelob Ultra
- Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)
- Rolling Rock
- Molson Canadian
- Labatt Blue
- Samuel Adams (Boston Lager & seasonal longnecks)
Mexican Imports
- Corona Extra
- Corona Premier
- Corona Light
- Estrella Jalisco
- Dos Equis (Lager & Ambar)
- Sol
- Tecate
- Victoria
European & Global Imports
- Heineken
- Stella Artois
- Beck's
- Carlsberg
- Peroni Nastro Azzurro
- Amstel Light
- Guinness (Extra Stout 11.2oz/12oz glass bottles)
- Bass Ale
- Newcastle Brown Ale
- Harp Lager
- Kronenbourg 1664
Popular Craft & Specialty
- Blue Moon Belgian White
- Shiner Bock
- New Belgium (Fat Tire, Voodoo Ranger standard bottles)
- Goose Island
- Elysian Space Dust
- Founders Brewing (All Day IPA, etc.)
- Kona Brewing Co. (Big Wave, Longboard)
🇺🇸 The "Perfect Fit" List: United States - Budweiser & Bud Light
- Miller Lite & Miller High Life
- Coors Light (Standard tall glass)
- Michelob Ultra
- Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR)
- Samuel Adams (Boston Lager & seasonal longnecks)
- Rolling Rock
- Shiner Bock
- Blue Moon (Standard 12 oz)
- New Belgium (Fat Tire, Voodoo Ranger)
🇨🇦 The "Perfect Fit" List: Canada
- Molson Canadian
- Labatt Blue
- Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale
- Moosehead Lager
- Sleeman (Original Draught, Honey Brown)
- Kokanee
- Rickard's Red
- Steam Whistle Pilsner
🇦🇺 The "Perfect Fit" List: Australia
(Important note for Aussie customers: While stubbies and cans are wildly popular down under, the Beer Mortar perfectly fits the standard 330ml/345ml longneck glass bottles from these major breweries.)
- Great Northern Brewing Co. (330ml longneck bottles)
- Hahn Superdry (330ml longneck bottles)
- Carlton Dry (330ml longneck bottles)
- James Squire One Fifty Lashes (345ml bottles)
- Iron Jack Crisp Australian Lager (330ml bottles)
- Byron Bay Brewery Premium Lager (355ml bottles)
🇬🇧 The "Perfect Fit" List: United Kingdom
(Important note for UK customers: The Beer Mortar is engineered for standard 330ml glass bottles. It is not compatible with wide 500ml traditional ale bottles.)
- BrewDog (Punk IPA, Hazy Jane standard 330ml bottles)
- Newcastle Brown Ale (330ml bottles)
- Camden Town Brewery (Hells Lager, Pale Ale 330ml bottles)
- Fuller's London Pride (330ml bottles)
- Spitfire Amber Kentish Ale (330ml bottles)
- Hobgoblin Ruby Beer (330ml bottles)
Global Imports (Fits Everywhere)
- Heineken
- Stella Artois
- Corona Extra & Corona Premier
- Beck's
- Carlsberg
- Peroni Nastro Azzurro
- Guinness (Extra Stout 11.2oz/12oz glass bottles)
Battle-Tested By Over 700+ Gun Enthusiasts 🪖
"The metal on this thing is no joke. Feels like actual military equipment."
"Got this for my husband and he brought it to every get-together since."
"Dropped my beer in at a cookout and the cap flew out. Everyone lost it."
"Exact replica of the real thing. Has most of the functions of a real one. Love it."
"Opened probably 200 bottles with it at this point and it hasn't missed once."
"Best gift I've bought him in years. He won't shut up about it."
"Way heavier than I expected. Does exactly what it says."
"Already ordered two more as gifts for my buddies. It's a massive hit."
"The metal on this thing is no joke. Feels like actual military equipment."
"Got this for my husband and he brought it to every get-together since."
"Dropped my beer in at a cookout and the cap flew out. Everyone lost it."
"Exact replica of the real thing. Has most of the functions of a real one. Love it."
"Opened probably 200 bottles with it at this point and it hasn't missed once."
"Best gift I've bought him in years. He won't shut up about it."
"Way heavier than I expected. Does exactly what it says."
"Already ordered two more as gifts for my buddies. It's a massive hit."
"Pull this out at a tailgate and everything stops. People put their phones down."
"Bought it as a joke for my buddy's birthday and ended up keeping it."
"Gave this to the groomsmen at our wedding. They were firing caps all night."
"It commands a room. Put it on the bar and instantly everyone wants to try it."
"1:1 scale is no exaggeration. This thing is huge and built like a tank."
"My dad is a vet and he absolutely cracked up when he saw this. Excellent quality."
"Forget regular openers. This is the only way to open a cold one on the weekends."
"Heavy-duty zinc alloy is legit. It pops caps off clean every single time."
"Pull this out at a tailgate and everything stops. People put their phones down."
"Bought it as a joke for my buddy's birthday and ended up keeping it."
"Gave this to the groomsmen at our wedding. They were firing caps all night."
"It commands a room. Put it on the bar and instantly everyone wants to try it."
"1:1 scale is no exaggeration. This thing is huge and built like a tank."
"My dad is a vet and he absolutely cracked up when he saw this. Excellent quality."
"Forget regular openers. This is the only way to open a cold one on the weekends."
"Heavy-duty zinc alloy is legit. It pops caps off clean every single time."
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Way heavier than I expected and that's a compliment. Dropped my beer in at a cookout and the cap flew out — everyone stopped what they were doing. Been using it every single weekend since. This thing does exactly what it says it does and looks insane doing it. Nobody leaves my house without asking where I got i
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Bought this for my husband as a birthday gift and he has brought it to literally every get together we've had since. He won't stop talking about it. Works perfectly every time, the build quality is incredible, and it looks like something out of a military museum. Hands down the best gift I've bought him in years.
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I collect tactical gear and novelty military stuff and this is genuinely one of the coolest things I own. The detail on it is insane — it's not some cheap plastic knockoff, it's a real solid metal mortar that also opens your beer. Had it for 4 months and it still looks and works brand new. Already ordered one for my brother
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More Than Just a Bottle Opener
Isn’t just a gadget. It turns opening a drink into a moment. Perfect for BBQs, game nights, and backyard hangs. Drop in your bottle, let the cap launch, done in seconds. Clean. Fun. Addictive.
The Centerpiece
Pull this out at a BBQ, a tailgate, a garage hangout — it doesn't matter. The second someone sees you load a bottle into a mortar and the cap flies out, everything stops. People put their phones down. Someone always grabs it to try it themselves. It's not just a bottle opener — it's the reason people remember the party.
The Better Way To Open A Beer
See why the Beer Mortar™ is the last bottle opener you'll ever need.
WE
- Military-grade zinc alloy, not cheap plastic gimmicks
- 1:1 full-scale mortar replica — every detail exact
- Stops the party every single time you use it
- Works on every standard bottle cap, zero fails
- 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee (Risk-free)
THEM
- Flimsy plastic openers that break in a week
- Generic wall-mounted openers nobody notices
- Zero wow factor — just opens a bottle and that's it
- Only works on certain bottle types
- No risk-free trial
Real experiences from real customers who love our products.
We are committed to making every hangout legendary. Your questions, answered.
A great bottle opener should be more than functional — it should be an experience. We've compiled the most common questions about our military-grade construction, how it works, and why the Beer Mortar™ is the only opener worth owning.
Does it work on all beer bottles?
Does it work on all beer bottles?
is compatible with every standard bottle cap on the market. Drop your bottle in neck-first, and the built-in cap catcher does the rest. Load and fire, every single time, zero failures.
What is it actually made of?
What is it actually made of?
Heavy-duty zinc alloy — the same material used in real military collectibles. It's dense, solid, and built to last a lifetime. This is not a plastic novelty. The second you pick it up, you'll feel the difference.
Will this actually impress people or is it just a gimmick?
Will this actually impress people or is it just a gimmick?
Every single person who sees it in action stops what they're doing. The cap ejects clean out the top of the barrel and the room goes quiet. It's not just a bottle opener — it's the reason people remember the party.
How big is it? Will it look good on display?
How big is it? Will it look good on display?
It's a full 1:1 scale replica — barrel, tripod legs, base plate, all built to the exact proportions of the real thing. It commands a shelf, a countertop, or a bar cart. It looks real because the dimensions are real.